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Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate.
Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why did the sardarji take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in
six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?"
What about the sardarji wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man
Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
Once a sardarji was selected in Kaun Banega Crorepati. He was sitting next
to Amitabh Bachchan.
Amitabh: 'Sat sri akal ji'
Sardarji: 'Sat sri akal'
Amitabh: 'To aap Delhi se hain'
Sardarji: 'Ji haan'
Amitabh: 'To aap yahan apne pitaji ke saath aaye hain'
Sardarji: 'Ji haan'
Amitabh: 'Apke pitaji ka naam'
Sardarji: 'Humm'
Amitabh: 'Apke pitaji ka naam'
Sardarji: 'Humm'
Amitabh: 'Hamne pucha apke pitaji ka naam'
Sardarji: 'Apne char option to deeye hei nahin !!!!!'
Teacher asked a question " what is 5 plus 4, banta singh replied : 9.
again teacher asked a question " what is 4 plus 5 banta singh replied: are
u trying to fool me , you have just twisted the figure the answer is 6
sardarji#1 : went to kashmir officially and called to his house over
phone.
sardarji#2 : had taken the receiver.
sardarji#1 : Who is speaking?
sardarji#2 : Servant Sir.
sardarji#1 : Where is the Madam?
sardarji#2 : She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
sardarji#1 : What? I am her husband came to kashmir today.
sardarji#2 : What can I do now sir?
sardarji#1 : Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come
back and tell me, Till then I am waiting in the line.
After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
sardarji#2 : Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?
sardarji#1 : Open the back door, throw both of them into the well
sardarji#2 : I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them
from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir?
sardarji#1 : What...? Are you in the third floor?
sardarji#2 : Yes Sir
sardarji#1 : Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!
One day one sardar was standing outside the gateway of India in Mumbai.
One newly married couple came there, they were on their honey moon and
they were to visit Mumbai and delhi.
They had to go to delhi the nexyt day, the couple went to the sardarji and
asked "tusi ki karte piyo (what are you doing?"the sardar ji replied my
son is just born I am filling his birth certificate ".
The next day the couple saw the sardarji in front of lal kila in Delhi and
was filling the same form, the couple went again to the Sardarji and asked
"what are you doing here"?
Sardarji replies "I am filling my son's birth certificate " the couple
says "but u were filling the same form in Mumbai yesterday " The sardarji
now irritated replied "Can't you see it is written fill in Capital"
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash
his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running
and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the Sardar replies,
"Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin' ".
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
One Day SardarJi is travelling in Train..,beside Tamil family also
travelling ...Tamil person getting bore and thought to make friednship with
Sardar Ji ..so he introduced hime self and asked that TAMIL THERIMA ,,Sardar
ji dint get what he asked ..again Tamil person asked TAMIL THERIMA..Sudennly
Sardarji angrily raised and said "tho PUNJAB TERI BAAP .."
[i.e Tamil Terima = U KNOW Tamil]
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate.
Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why did the sardarji take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in
six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?"
What about the sardarji wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man
Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
Once a sardarji was selected in Kaun Banega Crorepati. He was sitting next
to Amitabh Bachchan.
Amitabh: 'Sat sri akal ji'
Sardarji: 'Sat sri akal'
Amitabh: 'To aap Delhi se hain'
Sardarji: 'Ji haan'
Amitabh: 'To aap yahan apne pitaji ke saath aaye hain'
Sardarji: 'Ji haan'
Amitabh: 'Apke pitaji ka naam'
Sardarji: 'Humm'
Amitabh: 'Apke pitaji ka naam'
Sardarji: 'Humm'
Amitabh: 'Hamne pucha apke pitaji ka naam'
Sardarji: 'Apne char option to deeye hei nahin !!!!!'
Teacher asked a question " what is 5 plus 4, banta singh replied : 9.
again teacher asked a question " what is 4 plus 5 banta singh replied: are
u trying to fool me , you have just twisted the figure the answer is 6
sardarji#1 : went to kashmir officially and called to his house over
phone.
sardarji#2 : had taken the receiver.
sardarji#1 : Who is speaking?
sardarji#2 : Servant Sir.
sardarji#1 : Where is the Madam?
sardarji#2 : She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
sardarji#1 : What? I am her husband came to kashmir today.
sardarji#2 : What can I do now sir?
sardarji#1 : Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come
back and tell me, Till then I am waiting in the line.
After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
sardarji#2 : Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?
sardarji#1 : Open the back door, throw both of them into the well
sardarji#2 : I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them
from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir?
sardarji#1 : What...? Are you in the third floor?
sardarji#2 : Yes Sir
sardarji#1 : Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!
One day one sardar was standing outside the gateway of India in Mumbai.
One newly married couple came there, they were on their honey moon and
they were to visit Mumbai and delhi.
They had to go to delhi the nexyt day, the couple went to the sardarji and
asked "tusi ki karte piyo (what are you doing?"the sardar ji replied my
son is just born I am filling his birth certificate ".
The next day the couple saw the sardarji in front of lal kila in Delhi and
was filling the same form, the couple went again to the Sardarji and asked
"what are you doing here"?
Sardarji replies "I am filling my son's birth certificate " the couple
says "but u were filling the same form in Mumbai yesterday " The sardarji
now irritated replied "Can't you see it is written fill in Capital"
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash
his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running
and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the Sardar replies,
"Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin' ".
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
One Day SardarJi is travelling in Train..,beside Tamil family also
travelling ...Tamil person getting bore and thought to make friednship with
Sardar Ji ..so he introduced hime self and asked that TAMIL THERIMA ,,Sardar
ji dint get what he asked ..again Tamil person asked TAMIL THERIMA..Sudennly
Sardarji angrily raised and said "tho PUNJAB TERI BAAP .."
[i.e Tamil Terima = U KNOW Tamil]
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