Sardar--jokes
Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind
himin the line
said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4
asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r
wrong.Its 1258."
What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a
window seat.
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has
two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!
What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..
Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to
fly to Amritsar?
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.
Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly
hit a girl!
So girl shouted, "Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha?"
And sardarji replied, "Poori cycle to maar di ab
ghanti alag se
maroon??"
Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway
station ticket counter
with two men ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He
was given a ticket.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was
handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female
dena!'
'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh.
Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a
train accident at
Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, "Sardarji
howdid it happen?"
Sardar: "Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log
platform par khade
gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui
ki shatabdee express
2 no platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki
gaddi PLATFORM PAR
aa rahi
hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood
gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi
patri par aa gayi."
Aaj tak: "Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap
patri par nahin
koode."
Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke
liyepatri par hi leta tha,
Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad
gaya."
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind
himin the line
said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4
asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r
wrong.Its 1258."
What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a
window seat.
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has
two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!
What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..
Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to
fly to Amritsar?
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.
Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly
hit a girl!
So girl shouted, "Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha?"
And sardarji replied, "Poori cycle to maar di ab
ghanti alag se
maroon??"
Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway
station ticket counter
with two men ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He
was given a ticket.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was
handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female
dena!'
'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh.
Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a
train accident at
Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, "Sardarji
howdid it happen?"
Sardar: "Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log
platform par khade
gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui
ki shatabdee express
2 no platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki
gaddi PLATFORM PAR
aa rahi
hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood
gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi
patri par aa gayi."
Aaj tak: "Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap
patri par nahin
koode."
Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke
liyepatri par hi leta tha,
Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad
gaya."
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